1) Get some ass

 

2) Self-educate myself into a subpar genius by reading and researching topics of interest to me

 

3) Expand my mind to different cultures

 

4) Get a real job

 

5) Get on a regular sleeping pattern AKA kick the shit out of my 'insomnia'

 

6) Completely beat my favorite game in the world, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

 

7) Buy Mouthwash's CD '1000 Dreams'

 

8) Get a new poster for my boring room

 

9) Get rid of my chubby, man tits

 

10) Get a tan