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Judy and Elizabeth's Animal Escapade

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This is just as gay as it sounds.

        Everday at 4am Joes day would start.  He had to get up really early because it was the 1700's and he lived on a farm and the animals needed to eat early or else they rioted.  See, in these 1700's the animals talked like in 'Animal Farm.'  Crazy Mrs Grote and her books.  Anywho, Joe got up one morning and noticed every single one of his animals were missing.
        This is where Judy and Elizabeth come into play.  Judy and Elizabeth stole the animals and took them into the mountains and hid them.  After that Judy and Elizabeth went back to their normal lives, as did Joe.
        One day, several months later, a shepard by the name of Jeb traveled the mountains w/his sheep.  He heard some voices under a pile of leaves and compost.  He looked under the pile and found a bunch of animals in a hole.  Since Jeb liked animals he got them out of the hole and brought them back to town.  After a while Jeb recognized the animals as Joe's animals because Joe and Jeb were close acquantinces.
        Joe got his animals back and soon after Judy and Elizabeth admitted to stealing the animals.  They were hung for their crime because everyone was hung in the 1700's.

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