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Themes a place far away from this world...none as Mr. Rogers neighborhood. Everything was happy in this quiet suburb. There was puppets, trolleys, and a kind man by the name of Mr. Rogers. Everything was going good, until one thursday afternoon. On this particular thursday, something horrible would happen to the puppets in Mr. Rogers neighborhood.
It was a little after 11. The puppets were getting ready to eat their respective lunches. Unfortunately, there was one puppet who never made it onto the classic TV show. This puppets name was Iron Mike. Iron Mike was always a little eccentric, but he was a kind man. Until one day, he snapped. He ran throughout the quaint town and yelled at the women puppets saying, "I'll fuck you till you love me." Mr. Rogers always knew this day would come, but he didn't know it would be this bad. Soon after, Iron Mike ran off out of the town. Everyone was happy, because he was a scary motha fucka. But then they heard that he raped little bo peep. Terrified, the puppets fled this awesome town.
Well, Iron Mike was caught, and killed, by...well, just lets say Max, the cocapoo dog. But, poor Mr. Rogers had to make all new puppets. He did, and they were better than the first. Except for the original Pussylicker one. That was a classic.
By k. David Radzion
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