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Steve lives in Ireland. He is poor. He is poor because he doesn't work, he just spends his days trying to catch leprachauns. One day he did catch a leprachaun, but it wasn't and ordinary one. He caught Tyrone, the african-irish leprachaun. Tyrone was always angry cause, "those white fuckers are always tryin to get my gold, and my lucky charms."
Well, Tyrone didn't want to give Steve his gold so he gave him a pot of those chocolate coins wrapped in gold foil and tried to pass it off as gold. This didn't fool Steve, who got so angry at the leprachaun for trying to trick him that he killed Tyrone.
Steve was tried in a court of law and found guilty of first degree murder, manslaughter, and of hate crime. As punishment Steve was imprisoned in a dungeon for the rest of his life, where everyday he was raped by Kobe Bryant and forced to watch horrible movies like "From Justin to Kelly" and "Gigli."
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