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My name is Bill. I live in a house in Kenilworth. The house is normal, 2 bathrooms, 3 bedrooms, and a kitchen. But my backyard is far from normal. A lot goes on back there. There are 3 kitty cats that live invarious places in my backyard. One is orange, one is black w/ white spots, and one is white w/ black spots. I am enemies with the orange cat, whom I've named Asscakes. Asscakes is a total ass. He hisses when I see him through my window. My first encounter with Asscakes was funny. I threw a football at him, Asscakes ran and I cruelly laughed. Asscakes has hated me even since. And Im sick of it. So I saw Asscakes one afternoon and threw him a peice of bread. Asscakes walked away from the bread. Then, a squirrel came and took the bread to his nest thing. What a dick the squirrel is.
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